OK! So, I've been compiling a list of quotes that I come across that are funny or that hold meaning. I don't really have any way to share them so here are the ones I have so far.
"When you're the last person in the world, find a farm, because you can't survive on shit in the shops." - Me :3
"You either wear glasses or you don't wear them. That's my rule." - Sean Lock
"People are always saying that change is a good thing. But all they're really saying is that something you didn't want to happen at all has happened." - You've Got Mail
"Even if you're having a manly day, at least you can still say "I have tits."" - My friend
"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything." - Sucker Punch
"Crying is you plus tears, but the opposite of crying is you minus something." - An Abundance Of Katherines
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That's why they call it the present." - Kung Fu Panda
"The Hadron Super Collider is less complicated than that infernal dishwasher!" - Walter Bishop
"You know what they say: big arms... big arms." - Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City
"I'll pick you up in the way back yeah? But you gotta walk the whole way there!" - My other friend when talking about LOTR and Gandalf and his Eagle.
"Never trust a man with a beard." - My Uncle
"When ones heart is overfilled with joy, some may spill from the eyes." - Mulan 2
"Why do people say "Grow some balls!"? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna be tough, grow a vagina, those things take a pounding!" - Betty White
"Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more;
Men were deceivers ever;
One foot in sea and one on shore,
To one thing constant never;
Then sigh not so,
But let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny;
Converting all your sounds of woe,
Into, hey nonny nonny." - Much Ado About Nothing
"The brave do not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all." - The Princess Diaries
"Then why not lips on lips, since eyes in eyes?" Venus and Adonis, Shakespeare
And that's it so far ^_^
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